My friend, you suffer from the misplaced optimism of the doomed.
Snowpiercer | Bong Joon Ho, 2013
∟ alana in kaiseki - leather jacket, purple skirt, tall boots, dog accessories, and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. very, very briefly.
I like Steve. I feel friendly towards Steve. I am willing to show/have personality around him. I will joke! 'MISSION ALERT. EXTRACTION IMMINENT. MEET AT THE CURB.' Hahhahhah I am the greatest, this shit is hilarious. Wait. What if he thinks it's real? Hm. Also funny. But potentially mean. Am I mean? Well. Yes. Am I mean to Steve? Hm. Oooohhh, shall add smiley face! This humor thing is fun and I am awesome at it. To add to my to-do list - think up naval-themed come-ons for next mission
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
Look, we’re not going anywhere until you two squash this bullshit.
as far as i’m concerned columbus short won this movie by a country mile